This is the site, this is the night!
It's all done so let's have some fun!
But just to warn you and concerned mommies, too
If you're still wearing Osh Kosh this isn't for you
So travel lightly, brightly and nice
If you like it here, pray you'll come more than twice!

Move on with caution...wave to the beautiful people,
and check in your sanity at the door...

To enter or not to enter? That is the question...